casket basket

A dead hoe who is saltly

Your such a casket basket you hoe tabitha

by Idkcasket basket June 23, 2016

Gash-casket

Someone (generally a female) who is a narcissistic, manipulative, lying, entitled piece of shit and flaunts it.

When Trump says, "I'll grab her in the pussy," he showed what a true gash-casket he is.

by Maddy Bear October 15, 2016

ass casket

a toilet that has seen far too much shit.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

politicians casket

vertical casket takes up less space

new vertical politicians casket solves the problem,
Because most politicians are so crooked you can just screw them into the ground when they die.

by itichie_nocanpo October 3, 2006

casket architects

Kick ass local band out of Warwick NY. They label themselves as sci-fi death rock, closest to a punk/metal band. look up their myspace.

me: Did you see that casket architects show last night?
guy: Yeah it fucking rocked

by ThroatSlit April 30, 2006

Open Casket

When you take a shit that is so impressive, you do not flush and then invite friends to come to the viewing to pay their respects.

When you take a shit that is so impressive, you do not flush and then invite friends to come to the viewing to pay their respects, or essentially an "Open Casket".

by DTR2000 July 21, 2011

ass casket

The toilet paper used to keep one's butt from touching the toilet seat. The shape formed resembles an old-fashioned 5-sided casket.

Alan sits on a paper ass casket every time he uses a public stall.

by J. Leroy Jenkins February 26, 2008