Carnation Instant Bitch

What CheapsexsadFlLMS (Lindsay) starts everyday with. Also known as CIB, refers to an overall bitchy attitude for no reason.

Whoa, Lindsay didn't forget her Carnation Instant Bitch this morning.

P.S CheapsexsadFlLMS(AIM)
-bring it up

by The Gunslinger July 7, 2004

carnation

Flower of choice for when you're high stepping out the door.

Bye bye. Darn -- where's my carnation?

by youthoughtyouknewme January 13, 2010

Yellow carnation flowers

Rejection and disappointment. If you got yellow carnations, congrats, that person most likely does not like you at all.

Hey, Chloe just gave me Yellow carnations flowers!
Ouch... Yellow carnation flowers means rejection, man.

by Lyrosity January 23, 2022

Carcation

When you avoiding the person you live or life by doing everything physically possible within your car first when you get home from work. Having a mini holiday in your car.

On the walk home I spotted 3 people on carcations, one was playing on his phone, another was eating a bag of chips and the third just looked at the house with a sense of dread.

by Sazzy J December 17, 2015

cartion

The person that you think is hot from your most favorite cartoon usually off Cartoon Network and you must nut to their face while watching that very show to really be true.

Star fire is truly my cartion with her nice lush hair.

by Mr Chill On Your Big Old Cock September 17, 2017

Carnation Wedding

When two straight men or women get married to be perceived as being in a same sex relationship.

I know Tom and Dave are married but they're both really flirty with women, almost like a carnation wedding.

by GangsterRapperBigCheeseMcGee August 26, 2025

prom carnation

A prom carnation is when a man receives a blow job and or pulls out ejaculating on a girls dress or blouse leavinga prom carnation.

Becky was blowing me but made me pull out so I left her a little prom carnation on her shirt.

by nativedetroit75 April 14, 2010