carloaf

A loaf of bread that you keep in your car for a snack.

Yo! pass me the carloaf I'm starving.

by chrisandbee November 7, 2011

Carlotta

Name for a female, who's parents tried to be creative, but didn't want there child to get bullied later in life.
Also can be used as a name for a toaster.

Carlotta, clean your room!

Dead silence, everyone is sad. Carlottas jokes are really bad.

by Satan's babysitter January 30, 2018

carlotta

carlotta

A pun joke designed to draw attention to the questionable sexuality of a fellow gangsta. A riff on the phrase "Car load of"...

Man 1: Hey man, you know Carlotta?

Man 2: Carlotta?

Man 1 (grabbing his crotch): Carlotta dicks!

by gyroscope1 April 25, 2009

Dirty Carlotta

While being held down by a dominant man, he fingers her anus and vagina simultaneously until she ejaculates (if she pees it is not a Dirty Carlotta but has another name), then while still dripping, sits on his face backward so that his nose is in her ass.

He was banging her good and it surprised him when she gushed on his hand and gave him a Dirty Carlotta.

by Leonard3 December 10, 2009

Carlotta

A pop-rock band from Los Angeles, California, which consists of lead singer Clayton Hawkins, lead guitarist/keyboardist/back-up vocalist Andrew Smith, bassist/back-up vocalist Jarrad Lander, and drummer Matt Baker. Their debut CD is entitled "Out of Love".

Amanda: Carlotta totally rocked out at their concert the other night! They're an amazing bunch of guys!
Ryan: Awesome! I'll definitely check them out!

by CarlottaOutOfLove February 18, 2009

carlotta

personne adorable, extrêmement charismatique, à toujours avoir près de soi. la meilleure en organisation, toujours la pour les autres et très fiable. a de tres bons goûts cinématographiques. donne aussi les meilleurs conseils, etc.

“t’as vu y’a ma meilleure amie la bas!”

“oui je la connais c’est carlotta, quel charisme!”

by user1233556 November 21, 2021

charlota

The most beautiful,unique and perfect person that could possibly exist, you won't meet a charlota twice in your life.
Besides being the hottest and the funniest person in the whole universe ( objectively)

They are the most kind, caring, understanding and loyal people.
They will never let you down and will be there for you at all the time.

You can only try to be like them.
If you get lucky enough to find a charlota in your life keep them. You are the luckiest person ever.

Omg I'm so lucky! I just met charlota, I wish I could marry her

by Anonymoussoanonymous November 21, 2021