carlotta

carlotta

A pun joke designed to draw attention to the questionable sexuality of a fellow gangsta. A riff on the phrase "Car load of"...
Man 1: Hey man, you know Carlotta?

Man 2: Carlotta?

Man 1 (grabbing his crotch): Carlotta dicks!
by gyroscope1 April 25, 2009
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carlotta

personne adorable, extrêmement charismatique, à toujours avoir près de soi. la meilleure en organisation, toujours la pour les autres et très fiable. a de tres bons goûts cinématographiques. donne aussi les meilleurs conseils, etc.
“t’as vu y’a ma meilleure amie la bas!”

“oui je la connais c’est carlotta, quel charisme!”
by user1233556 November 21, 2021
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Carlotta

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet,she is kind and actually gives two shits for that one guy.She is the best girl to go out with.Carlottas usually have pretty eyes and are extremely funny and sarcastic.If you ever get a Carlotta,Never and I mean NEVER let her go!💖
Guy 1:Who is that cute chic?
Guy 2:That's Carlotta,she's beautiful isn't she?
Guy 1:Oh hell ya!!
by CandyGurl._ May 30, 2016
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Carlotta

I hope you know that every time I tell you to get home safe, stay warm, have a good day, or sleep well what I am really saying is I love you. I love you so damn much that it is starting to steal other words’ meanings.
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
Carlotta i love you
Your boii George
by Newfreezer2k19 February 24, 2019
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Carlotta is the most intelligent and stunning girl you will ever get to know. But I am sorry guys, she is a win for our team 🏳️ 🌈.
Guy 1: Men, that girl is flaming hot.
Guy 2: I am sorry dude but Carlotta's girl told me she's gay.
Guy 1: Seriously dude? Men, what a shame. But good for her.
by Gaygirl01 October 25, 2020
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Carlotta

The most beautiful and sexiest girl you will ever meet,she is kind and actually gives two shits for that one guy. She will make you go crazy. She is the best girl to go out with, but you can talk with her about all your problems. Carlottas have pretty eyes, amazing hair and is extremely funny and sarcastic. She is a really good friend! If you ever get a Carlotta,Never and I mean NEVER let her go!
Carlotta will be your best friend!!!
by emilodnnej November 21, 2021
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