Sucker Carlson

An increasingly popular nickname for the Fox News buffoon, Tucker Carlson.

As a person who appears to believe whatever disinformation he is told, no matter what the source, and then function as a highly paid purveyor of extremist bullshit, Sucker Carlson has been cherry-picked as the mouthpiece for right-wing fascist authoritarianism.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2022

Tucker Carlson

A raving idiot who scares old white people with racist nonsense expressed in a loud voice.

You know Fucks News is on, because Tucker Carlson is staring at the camera with his creepy Tuck Face!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Carmon

Carmon is a shy person when you first meet them but when you hang out with them a lot she starts to get real crazy.😂

Person: hey how did you meet a carmon they are always so shy
Me: she was shy but she turns CRAZY

by Abby🤪💞🎀 October 7, 2018

carmonot

having too many feelings at once .

I was in a carmonot when i got proposed to.

by makaylafish December 19, 2020

bony carlton

When you stop mid-coitus doggy-style to do a happy dance before continuing.

Last night I took her home and did a bony carlton cuz I felt so lucky!

by Nunca May 24, 2013

Dylan Carlson

Dylan Carlson (born 1968) is the lead guitarist, lead singer, and only constant member of the drone metal group Earth. He was the best friend of Nirvana vocalist and guitarist Kurt Cobain. According to Nick Broomfield, he is the subject of the Nirvana song "In Bloom.

"That Earth Show last night was Great,Dylan Carlson is a true master of his art"

by acrookedaxis84 March 19, 2009

Carlton

Carlton is a guy who really cares about his friends and will take a beating for them and from them. He is a shoulder to lean on and will never stab you in the back. He is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet and once he cares about you he'd do anything for you.

Carlton's besti: hey will you go get me food
Carlton: sure what ya want
Carlton's besti: Mc Donalds

Carlton: sure

by beautiful goddess April 5, 2015