Colombian Car Jack

The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.

(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!

by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019

Car Jack

When driving down the road, you come to a red light and you turn left or right and see a woman putting makeup on. You whip it out and jack off right there.

I came to a stop light this morning and saw this lady to my right, I had to car jack.

by torkhum May 6, 2006

Car jack

When you spontaniously have an old man come to your house with a car jack and he fiercfully stretches your asshole to amazing proportions

You know zillary got a Car Jack at the party, right?

by Carjacker June 16, 2018

Carjacking

To jack off inside of a vehicle.

"Tom's wife kicked him out of the house so he had to go carjacking."

by DrNiggerfaggotMD June 7, 2022

Premature Carjackulation

When someone attempts to steal your car while you're still in it.

You: "While I was in the city the other day, someone tried to steal my car before I've even left it!"
Clever friend: "Sounds like a premature carjackulation."

by pseudonympth September 19, 2013

Bluetooth Carjacking

When you start your car and it connects to your spouse’s phone.

I started my car and my wife’s phone call from inside the house started coming in on my car speaker. I realized when she borrowed my car last night, I had become the victim of a Bluetooth Carjacking.

by rpcgal January 29, 2022

Cleveland carjacking

When a woman jerks you off in the backseat of her car and you cum in her eyes, kick her out of her car, and steal it.

I got picked up by a woman while hitchhiking and gave her the Cleveland carjacking.

by Hashbrown69 June 18, 2024