care police

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.

Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."
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----o--------CARE-POLICE----@)
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by Thomas E. Peay September 15, 2004

hand career

A hand job that goes on too long.

After 15 minutes, the hand job turned into a hand career.

by humpyfister March 29, 2010

Caethan McWilliams

Caethan McWilliams or commonly known as Mr bones or just boney, is a shaggy looking mother fucker who is currently in a very sexual relationship with Nicholas (dino), Caethan loves a good bondage session with his lover and sometimes a bit of hentai cosplay.

Lochie: Caethan McWilliams is BoNeY BoneY BONEY

Nicholas: BonEY BONEy MR BONeSSSSS

by Boney.Co.SmoKOs May 20, 2019

Trump Care

A Copyrighted version of Obama Care it takes care of rich ass old people like Bill Gates and his saggy ass dick

Woah its Trump Care I am too poor to afford it so I'm going to go to Obama Care.

by Ello am a Yijie June 15, 2017

like i care

usually said to a person you got you pissed off
and you would like to answer him in a got annoyed way

John: (after saying something about your ex) hey i got a new tattoo
Ann: like i care

by kissmebabe February 25, 2012

Its just because we care

An overused term you can use to justify being overbearing, bossy, controlling or rude.

Street Preacher: HINDUS, GAYS, MUSLIMS, FEMINIST WILL BURN IN HELL IF THEY DONT CHANGE.
Random person: Look shut up. Why dont you stop harassing everyone?
Street Preacher: Its just Because we care
RP: That again?

Evan: Why do you keep meddling in my life? I can take care of myself. I dont need you telling me which way to pee.
Nick: Its just because I care

Selena: Man this teacher gives me so much homework, that I am spending all evening and weekend doing homework. I have a life.
Irene: Its just because she cares.

by Auntieroger121 June 9, 2011

I could care less

Wrong slang. It's supposed to be "I couldn't care less" - because I have no interest. "I could care less" means there is some interest.

"Leaving? I couldn't care less."

by ninedots December 3, 2004