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newsflash: i don't care 

A moderately unkind smart-ass thing to say to someone who says something that doesn't matter. Most people who say this are either in a bad mood, not a nice person altogether, or don't like the person they're talking to. It's not very clever, but alot of people thing it is.
Bill: Hey my cat threw up today.
Joe: Newsflash: I don't care!

George Bush doesn't care about black people 

Tyrome: Yo bitch, dat look just like a George Bush doesn't care about black people!

Jyrome: 'eyo son I'm a negro staight up dat white ass boy gonna get popped by Kanye!

Tyrome: FRIED CHICKEN N' HOT SAUCE FO TONIGHT SONNN!

ain't care 

Dude 1: "Dude, you just broke my South America topography map"

Chad: "ain't care"
ain't care by cadenski December 28, 2018

I don't care who y'ar...

A Kentucky phrase used to universalize the following (often moral) assertion.

Don't know, don't care

Response to a question that has nothing to do with the story you are telling at the time the question is asked.
John: I can't believe that Dave caught his girlfriend with his roommate.

Mike: did she ever get hired by that high tech company??
John: don't know, don't care. Dave is going to have to dump her sneaky ass.
Don't know, don't care by WSDC September 25, 2015

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes 

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes fuck the irs