caremongering

Deliberately offering assistance and acts of kindness during a time of public fear or alarm about a particular issue.

There is a lot of caremongering happening in Canada during the covid-19 pandemic.

by Intrinzik March 17, 2020

carbondale bitches

Something you call someone to get your ass fired from driving public buses.

What happened was the bus driver called the girl carbondale bitches and they got them fired.

by t3pf June 5, 2009

Carbondale, PA

A town in Northeastern Pennsylvania filled with abandoned buildings, messed up roads, and a fair amount of toothless people.

Let's please get the hell out of Carbondale, PA .

by some ginger girl. March 26, 2011

Ceremonial Squats

Whether it be a video game, or real life, each event in history requires drastic actions to be taken by a person, or people, there, usually in the process of humiliating another person, therefore proving that you are the superior human being in both supreme skill, and good looks, of course. This technique is acquired by placing yourself nearby or over the humili-ee, and proceeding to take your scrotum out of your pants (this applies to females, too), and placing them on said person's face, also whilst doing a squatting motion; as in standing-crouching-standing, etc.

Usually referred to (by those with lesser skill) as "teabagging".

If there is a group of people, and not enough room for everyone to crowd around one body, instead one person stands over the body and performs Ceremonial Squats on said person's face, whilst everyone else does it in close proximity, therefore transferring the chakra of all the squats combined toward the person standing over the body, in turn providing a much fuller force as if everyone were doing it at once to the same body. Essentially, a Dragonball Z-esque moment.

Example 1:
"HYPER COMBO K.O.!"
Gaz: "Yes, I won!"
Matt: "How will you celebrate?"
Gaz: "Gotta do some Ceremonial Squats. Just let me plonk my balls on his face."

Example 2:
Gaz: "YES! Time for some Ceremonial Squats."
Tom: "Agh! Could you please get your balls out of my face?!"
Alex: "You know, I could file that under paedophilia..."

Example 3:
Gaz: "People of Earth, give me your power!"
People of Earth: "Clearly wants the D. That guy got dicked on."

by Jackie Turtle November 30, 2013

ceremonial salad toss

When your taste and smell are lost due to contracting Covid-19, you go to a homosexual wedding and as a wedding gift offer to toss the grooms’ salad.

Groom: Thanks for coming to my wedding!

Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss

by Gayke123 December 2, 2022

careminator

One who effortlessly masters the art of not caring. Someone who doesn't give a fuck.

Careminator, Kenny Powers, the Stiffmeister, Robert Crawford, Gary Keily, Matthew Hibbert.

by Slipdogbob November 23, 2013

caremongering

A phenomenon first coined (that the author is aware) during the COVID-19 pandemic, a global health crisis that sparked solidarity movements at all levels across the globe.

Caremongering efforts across the globe are saving lives.

by buylocal March 24, 2020