cantonese pudding

A man defecates on a woman’s chest between her breasts and then titty fucks her.

The resulting concoction after he finishes of cum, sweat, and feces is then scraped with a wooden spoon into a bowl and served hot.

“I thought our sex life was boring until he made me some Cantonese pudding”

by Nick0985 October 19, 2021

CAPTIONS

It is when a person is obviously thinking something but doesn’t want to say it out loud. Usually it is the blunt truth that is written all over one’s face. A thought that can’t be verbalized without serious repercussions.

When a cute girl in a bikini walks by

Boyfriend says nothing and try’s not to look and stare.
Girlfriend to boyfriend
“ TURN OFF YOUR CAPTIONS PRICK”

by HTown Trouble December 31, 2021

Cantonese Bomb

A bomb which when you speak Cantonese in Mr Tang's lesson, you get one and deducts one tick 💀

Student A: 早上好我很喜欢吃冰淇凌
Student B: OOOOO YOU GET CANTONESE BOMB
Mr Tang: ok
Student A: :( why me again

by random person (racist) November 3, 2023

Cantonese Waterslide

A Cantonese Waterslide is a sex move, where you have sex with a Cantonese transvestite while she is dressed as Meg from Family Guy, just before climax, flip her onto her back and pee in sync with her. Then ejaculate onto the flow of piss, causing the semen to flow down her back like a water slide.

"Hey why were you so late to the party"

"I was giving my girl a Cantonese Waterslide while listening to Nettspend, It was awesome!"

by Mrgleema12 November 28, 2024