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Captain Morgan stance

When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.
I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.
by DrKarate September 20, 2012
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Captain Morgan

When you pour a whole bottle of rum in a girls vagina and the pick her up and let it pour out like a fountain on you
Guys did you hear that Ryan pulled a captain Morgan last night on his girl?
by Ravenclaw21 March 24, 2017
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When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better
Yesterday I decided to have myself a Captain Morgan. I wanted to feel like Jack Sparrow.
by TheQwertyNinja October 9, 2019
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Captain Morgan

The dude that takes control of the parties and festivities . The planner , the organizer, the orchestrator.
I’m gonna Captain Morgan this shit and it’s gonna be epic!
by Midget105 January 12, 2020
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Captain Morgan

When you diss somebody follow it up with alling them captain morgan to add extra insult.

It can also be used when someone disses you to turn it around on them
You look so stupid. I just dissed you. CAPTAIN MORGAN
by Tainty McBalls May 3, 2022
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The captain morgan

When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.
I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.
by Jpatt01 February 28, 2022
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The Captain Morgan

When the partner keeps one foot on the top of the bathtub dry during sex or to prevent the ankle monitor from getting wet.
I took a shower with my partner and he suggested we do the Captain Morgan.
by spacebarshift2012 January 17, 2024
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