cank-abuse

Vitriolic comments concerning the quality of one's cankles.

"Your cankles are fucking gross, dude."
"Hey. That's cank-abuse."

by A. Bird May 14, 2008

Cank Stoochie

Synonymous to "Stank Coochie". Nether-regions of a female in dire need of freshening.

I must say, I had to take a shower after I first saw this video. Not because I made a mess in my pants, but because my girlfriend at the time threw up on me when she saw all that cank stoochie.

by Darth Detox August 30, 2008

Cank-Head

When your face, eyes & head are swollen after a night of heavy drinking. Like cankles, but your on head.

Oh my god. How much did you drink last night! Your eyes are swollen shut & you have Cank-head!

by mickster06 August 24, 2010

Obese cank of slunt

Someone who is both obese, and a slunty of cank.

Jibbles is an obese cank of slunt.

by Tom Wilkins November 11, 2008

Cank

Masterbation in a car

I had a sweet cank earlier

by SYNONYMSAREDUMB March 13, 2019

cank

adjective describing an activity associated with suburban vandalism

kicking that mailbox in while riding my moped was an awesome cank job! I can’t wait to go canking again next weekend.

by guy delaplage September 22, 2020

Cank

An ugly ass nigga

He sure is a cank

by Bigballsyerd June 4, 2022