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cank-abuse

Vitriolic comments concerning the quality of one's cankles.
"Your cankles are fucking gross, dude."
"Hey. That's cank-abuse."
by A. Bird May 14, 2008
mugGet the cank-abusemug.

Cank Stoochie

Synonymous to "Stank Coochie". Nether-regions of a female in dire need of freshening.
I must say, I had to take a shower after I first saw this video. Not because I made a mess in my pants, but because my girlfriend at the time threw up on me when she saw all that cank stoochie.
by Darth Detox August 30, 2008
mugGet the Cank Stoochiemug.

Cank-Head

When your face, eyes & head are swollen after a night of heavy drinking. Like cankles, but your on head.
Oh my god. How much did you drink last night! Your eyes are swollen shut & you have Cank-head!
by mickster06 August 24, 2010
mugGet the Cank-Headmug.

Obese cank of slunt

Someone who is both obese, and a slunty of cank.
Jibbles is an obese cank of slunt.
by Tom Wilkins November 11, 2008
mugGet the Obese cank of sluntmug.

Cank

/kank/
n. Someone who behaves in an odd manner randomly-like jolting up and down, or saying word every now and then.

Adj. A dance or a play that was too exaggerated, so much that the audiences felt embarrassed for performers, even though the performance was a well-done.
First meaning:

The comedian completly lost the beat of the music and was being a cank.
mugGet the Cankmug.

Cank

by SYNONYMSAREDUMB March 13, 2019
mugGet the Cankmug.

Cank

He sure is a cank
by Bigballsyerd June 4, 2022
mugGet the Cankmug.

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