cank-abuse

Vitriolic comments concerning the quality of one's cankles.

"Your cankles are fucking gross, dude."
"Hey. That's cank-abuse."

by A. Bird May 14, 2008

Cank Stoochie

Synonymous to "Stank Coochie". Nether-regions of a female in dire need of freshening.

I must say, I had to take a shower after I first saw this video. Not because I made a mess in my pants, but because my girlfriend at the time threw up on me when she saw all that cank stoochie.

by Darth Detox August 30, 2008

Cank-Head

When your face, eyes & head are swollen after a night of heavy drinking. Like cankles, but your on head.

Oh my god. How much did you drink last night! Your eyes are swollen shut & you have Cank-head!

by mickster06 August 24, 2010

Obese cank of slunt

Someone who is both obese, and a slunty of cank.

Jibbles is an obese cank of slunt.

by Tom Wilkins November 11, 2008

cank

Cank meaning an Unloved person, dissapointment

jack Thats why ur a cank
I wish i wasnt a cank

by Citys Folks February 26, 2022

Canking

Basically edging your shit, like turtlenecking it, letting the shit pop out a bit from your anus, but not letting it fall.

Dude I was canking all of last night, it felt so good

by M4tr1x March 20, 2024

Cank

/kank/
n. Someone who behaves in an odd manner randomly-like jolting up and down, or saying word every now and then.

Adj. A dance or a play that was too exaggerated, so much that the audiences felt embarrassed for performers, even though the performance was a well-done.

First meaning:

The comedian completly lost the beat of the music and was being a cank.

by HFIEWH HIUDHEWQIUDSAJED HWIQH April 6, 2025