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Candice

If you are searching this you've probably been hit and annihilated by the "Candice dick fit into your mouth". Brain will shrink down by 1000% and symptoms might include gayness. seek immediate medical assistance.
guy1: dude, i heard candice got pregnant
guy2: who's candice?
Guy1: candice dick fit into your mouth?
by gay-ass-nigga-guacamole-penis October 21, 2019
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Candice

Definitely just the ice gym leader in some of the pokemon games, nothing else, not a setup to a deez nuts joke like candice nuts fit in your mouth, nope.
Random guy who does a little trolling: Hey, heard you've been doing stuff with Candice lately.
Intellectual: Yeah I'm trying to beat her in pokemon
Random guy: I was expecting you to say "who's Candice" so I can say "Candice nuts fit in your mouth", wait, OH NOOOOO
Intellectual: lmao you trolled yourself, get trolled
by Lance0 September 5, 2021
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Candice

Candice is a girl who has very long hair and bright blue eyes. She knows how to cheer people up quicker than a snap. She isn’t good at combat. She sometimes over reacts at things like if a guy said she liked someone she’d smack him. She is late on time a lot. She says mean stuff but doesn’t always mean it. She his a great friend that u would always want in ur life. If u don’t know a Candice then u need to find one.
Jack: hey Candice I heard u like milo dont you! HUHHHH?!

Candice: *smacks across the face*

Jack: hey hey take it easy girly
by Ms.Lazy January 7, 2018
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pull a candice stark

to engage in many sexual encounters over a week resulting in the acquireing of herpes
sluty girl:"duuuudddeee!! i just totally pulled a candice!"

friend: "again?" "didnt you just get herpes?"

sluty girl: "i like weiners"

friend: i can always count on you to pull a candice stark"
by lizziesaidrawr September 26, 2010
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Candice

A joke involving dicks
Me: nice job Candice

John: my name is John who’s Candice

Me: CANDICE DICK FIT IN UR MOUTH
by 8=======D💦 January 7, 2021
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candied banana

The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.
Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.
by Warrior ninja October 24, 2019
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candice king

to own a sandwich
by noname629373 February 19, 2021
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