A gay, flaming faggot. Happy means gay, as everyone knows, and a campfire is a bundle of sticks, otherwise known as a faggot, on fire. Invented and used by AssassinParadise.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see that guy annoying that little kid?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man. What a Happy Campfire!"
Guy 1: "What?!?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man. What a Happy Campfire!"
Guy 1: "What?!?"
by mehmehson29 July 31, 2012
When you urinate on a fire to put it out, but you don't know that urine is highly flammable and the fire travels up your stream and you get 3rd degree burns on your penis.
Camper 1: "Alright once we put out this fire and then we can leave."
Camper 2: "We don't have any water"
Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it."
Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!"
Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go."
(Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire)
Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"
Camper 2: "We don't have any water"
Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it."
Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!"
Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go."
(Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire)
Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"
by xHilarious iFunny November 16, 2014
Term for a homosexual who is still in the closet; a male or female who is secretly homosexual. "Campfire" referencing the individual being flaming, and "Ninja" in reference to being stealthy. Most often used to describe someone who is obviously gay but does not admit to it.
by 5Bones July 26, 2010
by teamklip2 July 02, 2017
A campfire blowjob is a dick-sucking that most guys enjoy on a camp-out while they're roasting hot-dogs and marshmallows.
by USAF Cadet September 01, 2021
An disgusting sexual act between two homosexual people. Usually done with at least 3 quarts of canola oil and a large amount of rubber bands
by Pmill89 October 07, 2018
the act of passing male genitalia through a flame to heat up the surface of the penis. used during intercourse to physically "heat up" the scenario.
Nick - "Dude, I heard you got shit going with Amanda!"
Shawn - "Yeah, I cheated though. I pulled a campfire ralphie. She got hot, but I was on fire!"
Shawn - "Yeah, I cheated though. I pulled a campfire ralphie. She got hot, but I was on fire!"
by Smurph796 August 06, 2012