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Canadian Calzone

The act of placing chewing tobacco inside the foreskin of ones penis and having sexual intercourse with a nice young female.
Wow that girl's such a poor sow, she let that guy take her out for a Canadian Calzone on the first date.
by Pee Bubble September 5, 2010
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Meatball Calzone

Tucking your balls into a woman experiencing menstruation.
A Meatball Calzone is a great cure for menstrual hunger.
by ahrnygoose November 2, 2010
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Chattanooga Meatball Calzone

When you shove your own testicles into your own anus.
Casey:Hey Jimmy have you ever seen a Chattanooga Meatball calzone?

Jimmy: No, what's that?

(Casey turns around with his testicles in his anus)

Jimmy:Wow that's impressive, but what's the Chattanooga Meatball Calzone?
by TheMadCrapper69420 May 12, 2022
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buff chic calzone

The most amazing thing ever to be invented. Made in Abington mass at brothers and I can't go a week without one
MOM GO GET ME A BUFF CHIC CALZONE NOW!!!!
by Whitechick January 9, 2014
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German calzone

The Use of a Car Jack to Enlarge a Person's butthole symalteanously equipping car jacks to the victims nipples, meanwhile applying poop to ones enlarged butthole.
Hey tyrone can jimmy give you a germy stanky (german calzone)?
by dildo ronny fagginz March 5, 2009
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California Calzone

When a man opens a girls vigina flaps and jizzes in her vigina. Then the man then closes the vigina flaps and opens it again and starts to blow on her vigina and licks it
During sex, a man will give a woman aCalifornia Calzone by opening and closing her vigina flaps and blowing on the jizz he put in there
by JShay00 November 14, 2013
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asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.
Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie
by Not a tiny kid June 16, 2021
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