calvescent

gradually becoming bald; a tendency towards baldness.

Your hair is thinning out. You are calvescent and will have been completely bald by next month.

by uttam maharjan September 17, 2010

Calves

Unknown to most members of the female race, when a man compliments a woman's calves, it most likely means that he is subtly calling them a farm animal. A term that men use to make remarks about a woman without their knowledge of its true definition. Much like dime or butterface. The women think it is an odd compliment, but the men know that they are reflecting on her eery similarities to a young cow.

"Bro, Amanda has such nice calves!"
"I know dude, she's disgusting"

by casualtrex May 22, 2017

Calves

The part of the leg below the knee the park everyone loves. The squishy jiggly part of the leg

John- I like yo calves.
Shaniqua- thanks John I like yo thighs

by Thighslec October 11, 2020

Calves

The reason why you wear pants

Reps don't grow calves, weight does

by CreeperBuddy January 3, 2022

Calvesandlaughs

The epitome of a gentlemen and a genetic miracle of Calves. His Calves are most likely bigger than yours but somehow you're ok with it.

Man I wish Calvesandlaughs could help me grown my twiggy legs.

by SiteAdmin123 October 19, 2022

sicker calves have lived

no matter how high the odds are stacked against you, you can still prosper

You are down 9 to 2 in euchre but sicker calves have lived

by one sick calf March 6, 2010

Turtle Calves

When someone's calves are so large, that they look like they have a baby turtle inside them.

Dude! Check out those girls legs! She has HUGE turtle calves!
legs workout calves exercise

Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?

by thatonesuperradicalchick March 9, 2015