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cantor

To leverage the suffering of innocent people for an unreasonable request that would otherwise be unmet. To bargain in bad faith during a time of crisis.
Do you think that our roommate john will help fix the roof this weekend?

He's cantoring for us to fix his car even though the roof will leak without his help. What a jerk.

I know you broke your arm, but I still won't drive you to the hospital for anything less than $10,000.

Don't cantor with me you vile cretin. I need a doctor!
by Tired of this Shit Already September 4, 2011
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caloradon

a person from California who emigrated to colorado, these people are the reason that there are fuckwads in this great state. They usually inhabit the suburbs of denver, parents are corporate robots, and the kids are complete dipshits that are constantly bragging about how awesome california is. also the reason for 99% of the motor vehicle accidents on our highways, good riddance.
california kid- "california is the shit, its the only state were you can surf, skateboard, and snowboard all in same day.

Colorado kid- "well that sucks theres no surf in colorado....douche."

classic example of a caloradon exchange of words
by Plotbert February 1, 2008
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Calton

a male that chooses not to conform, fit in, or act like others.He detest both his imperfections and his humanity, and feels that humanity has lost sight of god and what he did. That humanity has grown disgusting in it's existence.

to be very artistic, respectful of the arts, and when determined won't let anybody stop him and does the best of all in his individuality
Wow he is the calton of the class
by AJ street June 3, 2009
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Cantorna

A large family that is loud, stuborn, and fight often. Though they posses those characteristics they are beautiful, and intelligent.
Wow...did you hear those cantornas!
by soccerluvver4 February 28, 2009
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Calorie Crusade

The self-less act one embarks on to save their siblings from eating Junk food.
Today I looked in the cupboard for the Birthday Cake Oreos mom bought. Then I saw Johnnie curled up on the ground spooning with the Oreo box. After he arose from his dense slumber he proclaimed "Arg!! The Calorie Crusade is over! I've have thwarted the Oreo Crown, and saved my sisters summer bods!" He is such a doll.
by StoneColdSaidSo July 3, 2016
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Señor Calor

1.)The act of rolling up and locking the windows then turning the heat and fans up all the way in your car, until the car ride is over.

2.) The personification of this action.
1.)We were doing a Señor Calor all the way back from the show and I almost died of heat stroke

2.)Hey man, it's cold as fuck in here, invite Señor Calor over.
by Benjaminswill October 3, 2007
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Negative calorie

A food that supposedly burns more calories while it's digesting then how many calories are in the food.

Examples...

Asparagus * Fennel
Aubergine * Gourd *
Broccoli * Leek
Cabbage * Lettuce *
Carrots * Marrow *
Cauliflower * Peppers
Celery * Radish *
Chicory * Spinach
Cress * Tomato *
Cucumber * Turnip
I don't want to gain any weight from calories, I think I'll have some cucumber because it's a negative calorie food.
by BAHAHHA! October 5, 2008
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