An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.
Someone got up at the PTA meeting and suggested the school hand out condoms to teenagers. The pearl clutchers in the audience nearly went into cardiac arrest.
by Emdeecee January 3, 2008
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The game-saving kill that makes the difference between losing and winning the match, often occurs in the very last seconds of a game or in overtime
With 2 seconds left on the clock, Buckwheat pulls off a clutch kill, winning the game for his team by a single point.
by whydammitwhy January 8, 2010
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I was on my way to the ball game, when I got a flat tire. That took me an hour to fix and by the time I got home, my roommates clutchbombed me by drinking all my beer.
My plane ticket was sitting on the counter, but my mom thought it was clutter and threw it in the trash, what a clutchbomb!
He was waiting for the girl from the other night to call him back, but his brother found his phone sitting out, answered it and told her she was fat. It was the ultimate clutchbomb!
My plane ticket was sitting on the counter, but my mom thought it was clutter and threw it in the trash, what a clutchbomb!
He was waiting for the girl from the other night to call him back, but his brother found his phone sitting out, answered it and told her she was fat. It was the ultimate clutchbomb!
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Get the clutching your brownies mug.A cinema icon and the star of the hit block buster "The adventures of clutch powers "Has built up a large fanbase of fans and as a result the government has oppressed them because Clutch is too much of a sexy beast for them to handle. The length of government oppression rivals that of gamers but many would say it's even more. The oppression of the Clutch Powers fanbase is mostly done by silencing any notion the movie exists and as a result many have not heard of this cinematic masterpiece.
Bro One: Have you heard of the adventures of clutch powers?
Bro two: No, what in the world is that?
*Bro two gets shot by Bro one to avoid getting ratted out and keep the Clutch powers civil rights movement alive
Bro two: No, what in the world is that?
*Bro two gets shot by Bro one to avoid getting ratted out and keep the Clutch powers civil rights movement alive
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