Type beat

Mostly used after someone’s name.

Basically saying that that is something the person would do.

Mary: Uhh! Haley is soo annoying and childish! Why is she still playing with dolls
Jason: she gives off a jojo siwa type beat.

by Omwttyn May 18, 2019

Beat It

A term usually meant to tell others to go away or leave you alone and might even be another way to tell people to fuck off considering how the word beat is commonly associated with the male term for masturbation

"Beat it man, all you do is cause trouble"

by Immovable Spirit August 12, 2016

Beat Off Coma

The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).

Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.

by Tommy Ju March 17, 2010

beat by the gods

someone talented with the art of cosmetics slayed her makeup to a new level.

Cindy: oo gurl who did your makeup?
Janice: I got beat by the gods.
Cindy & Janice: okuuurrr *finger snaps in unison

by RunsWithJello January 20, 2017

beat a bitch ass day

Today is the day you can beat a bitch and they can’t say nothing about it. Let’s see how many bitches get beat
APRIL 15!!

that bitch better wait till april 15 her ass is done, it’s beat a bitch ass day

by BEAT EM UPPP April 11, 2019

King Beat

The most efficient masturbator in the universe. Wins contests amongst friends jerking off. Climaxes multiple times rapidly and never goes soft until he wants to.

Who wants to go head to head with King Beat ?

by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016

Dick Beat December

The month after No Nut November where you beat your dick constantly to get out all the cum stored in your dick from November

I´m going to stay in my house for Dick Beat December so I can get all the Cum from November out.

by nuttery November 15, 2017