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Buzzards Head

A woman's clitoris.

A buzzards head is smooth and oval in appearance when looked at directly from above which is very similar to that of a females clitoris.
Jenny was strumming the buzzards head so hard while I was pounding her that her ham wallet squirted clam juice all over my throbber.
by Gary's primitive posture January 11, 2011
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buzzard eyed

when you get domed tf out of ur juul/air/drop and it’s so strong it feels like ur eyes are shaking
Robert/ hey Trent wanna get buzzard eyed today

Trent/ yeah sure what time
by trentgucci February 4, 2018
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Buzzword Artist

A useless simpleton who makes a living using buzzwords but doesn't contribute with actual work.
"That guy keeps talking about experience, workflow and engagement. He doesn't know shit! He's a buzzword artist."
by KQ17 May 18, 2020
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shaved buzzard

Someone or something that has an outrageous haircut, a nappy head, or anything that looks like trimmers have shaved a birds feathers.
Durn: Look at that guy over there!
Brevy: WOW! Is that Oakley?
Durn: I think so. He must have just woke up. He looks like a shaved buzzard!
by Juda88 April 25, 2011
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knock the buzzard off a shit wagon

a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.
Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.
by MicahtheDangerous December 23, 2011
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Buzzards

Referring to a hopeless situation. Such as when a buzzard appears when something is dying.
"We are behind by 25 points in the fourth quarter...This game is buzzards"
by Big Kev thanks to CM December 1, 2009
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joke buzzard

An individual whose comedic timing leaves much to be desired. A joke buzzard will absorb a joke, process it, and sit on it...until three months after the joke ceases to be funny, when the J.B. will swoop down with an unfunny joke like a hawk on crack and killing any conversation in its path.
A Rosie O'Donnell joke? Seriously? This guy's a freakin' joke buzzard. There are buildings younger than that lame one-liner.
by Grant B. January 23, 2008
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