buttsome

Having an ample buttocks.

Look at J.Lo. She sure is buttsome. I could put my dad's ashes on that shelf.

by icyhot123 March 1, 2009

Buttworm

A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. Individuals caught unaware have been found stunned senseless by the sudden ass-ripping blasts the buttworm uses to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in and quickly migrates to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew.

Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.

by Johnnyincentx May 18, 2006

buttstories

Inspired by KAT of when she told a story about some guy getting his face planted in someones butt and that is wher it came from!

www.buttstories.com

BoyzIImen:"Ones i was walking in the park and some dogg tried to hump me with his butt!"

Ass: dam boi thats some dam good buttstories pendejo

by amex42 November 10, 2008

buttstop

1. n. Act of needing to defecate
2. n pausing to admire a pretty derriere

1.I may be in the bathroom for a while; I need to make a buttstop.
2.My eyes are making a buttstop on Cindy

by mollytim October 29, 2007

buttslore

butt, slut, whore ., lover of sluts and whores . who like butts

buttslore is what nick tavella and, michelle lieberman are.

by michelle lieberman December 7, 2010

buttstopping

squeez your butt.

Johnny stopped Jimmy by buttstopping his butt from Jimmy's attacking!

by junior high January 23, 2011

buttstock

1. a member of a team that has no real purpose but gets the same credit as the rest just by being a part of said team.
2. a member of a team that isn't needed and usually gets in the way, without him/her the functionality of said team would remain the same.

Comparative to an actual buttstock where the rifle would work just as well without it.

1. "look at Andy, he just slows us down and still gets the same pay as we do. What a buttstock"

by gilley75 August 14, 2011