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buttkerchief

/'bʌ.kɚ.t͡ʃɪf/ "buckerchiff"

1. Any cloth used to clean feces from the anus, or any garment so employed.
Farewell, dear sock, my brave, sweet buttkerchief!
by aBoxOfSigns November 20, 2022
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Buttense

When someone is so tense they clench their butt.
Johnny was buttense because yesterday he played GT:NH all night instead of studying for today's math exam

Dammit, I can't fuck Jessica in her ass, she is buttense from that stupid horror movie we watched together!
by Koro6einik March 28, 2024
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Dildo Buttkins

When you are high AF and watch LOTR with your bros.
Dildo Buttkins is a cummin’!
by PeenInDaMouf April 27, 2021
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