Butter my biscuit

To cum in between a woman’s 2 ass cheeks (like they are delicious biscuits) during sex

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well butter my biscuitz

its a phrase u use when you are suprised

by isla

i ate my ass
WELL BUTTER MY BISCUITZ

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Something white people say when they are suprised by something

Joe: Bro I got accepted into my dream college
John: well butter my backside and call me biscuit

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Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.

Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"

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When your significant other asks you to put butter on their toast or biscuits and you refuse.

Wife - "Honey, I'm to fat to reach the knife drawer. Can you spread butter on my toast?."

Husband - "Butter your own damn biscuits. You fat whore!"

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To be gassed up to the point you feel good and warm inside like a biscuit.

We’ll butter me up and call me a biscuit why you at it!

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a stinky smell snatch with peanut butter and jelly slathered all over it for a man or woman to enjoy. NOTE: beware of yeast infections!

dude i had a piece of your girlfriends peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit last night. it was delicious

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