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Lamp Street Buttfuckers 

An Omaha, NE street-based organization of childhood friends and scallywags, also known as LSBF, dedicated solely to "grabbing respect by the haunches." Rumored to have started the national sensation of "drivewaying," or sitting in lawn chairs in a driveway drinking boxed wine, quoting the same movies over and over, and accepting the fact that no matter how hard anyone tries nothing exciting is going to happen tonight until the 11:00 ZJ's.
LSBF brothers always stand their ground and fucking hate girls!
"LSBF's so fucking gay. They think they're cool because they coined the term "drivewaying" which does nothing more than give them an excuse to get drunk with the same people in the same driveway every night."

"Those Lamp Street Buttfuckers sure know how to grab respect by the haunches!"

Buttfucker 

a gay guy, because they fuck each other's butts
Connor is such a buttfucker, He fucked his gay friend Karl!
Buttfucker by bitchy October 12, 2003

buttfuckerscumshot

Not a phrase but a word i made up, no spaces it has to be said in one unrecognizable slur. generally referring to assholes and or douche nuggets. At this point in the definition it may want to be noted that you may be one of these people...... just a warning.
Billy stop being a buttfuckerscumshot and give me a ride.
buttfuckerscumshot by cum inside September 26, 2009

phantom buttfucker 

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.
"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."
phantom buttfucker by Jacques Asse February 20, 2009

buttfuckery 

Situation, activity or collection of objects considered unacceptable for one reason or another. The term is inherently plural. Usually, of, related to or to be compared with gay sex acts.
John came home to find his best friend dorking his dog, exclaimed "What kind of buttfuckery is this?".

buttwucket 

Someone who is annoying or acting irrationally.
"Choppy stop, don't be such a buttwucket!"
buttwucket by Straightfire101 February 29, 2016

buttfuckaroo

when one male puts his penis in another mans asshole, but the man getting buttfucked is also buttfucking another male
buh those homeless men in that buttfuckaroo look so sweaty
buttfuckaroo by mokebuh March 17, 2017