buttfuck

What happens to you when you use AOL.

I signed up for 300 free hours with AOL, and then preceeded to bend over and spread my cheeks...

by Hiro August 29, 2003

Buttcrack Hair

When someone with long hair washes their hair and excess hairs wash their way down into the butt crack. The hairs are not discovered until much later

Dude, I was doing this girl doggystyle and she had a wad of buttcrack hair just chillin.

by DingleBerry8o-o January 2, 2010

Canadian Buttfucker

1) One who is a complete tool or asshole.

2) A person who is unnervingly annoying.

3) Someone who fucks the butts of Canadians.

1) Person 1: Sally's boyfriend is a real Canadian Buttfucker.

2) Person 1: "Are we there yet?"
Person 2: "Shut up, Canadian Buttfucker!"

3) Person 1: "Who's a Canadian Buttfucker?"
Person 2: "Hitler."

by CBF4Life! September 18, 2010

Back Stabbing Buttfucker

Someone who betrays you in a way that profits them, but leaves you out in the cold. They could have acted as you friend or loyal business partner initially, but took an opportunity to screw you over royally.

I thought we were close until that back stabbing buttfucker ran off with my girlfriend.

by assholeBrubaker March 17, 2010

ButtFuck, Tenessee

Coined by rapper Bizzare ButtFuck Tennessee is used as a term like Up Shit's creek without a paddle or as a small rural town that is boring. Also used n question form to insult someone hick or country.

Person One: Dude there's nothing in this town but a dollar tree.
person two: Welcome to ButtFuck, Tenessee

Hick: Hay ya young' ins wha ya dog gone stoled my gitty up
me: Where are you from? ButtFuck, Tenessee?

Person 1: He knows you slept with his daughter and he knows where you sleep at night.
Person 2: Well i'm in ButtFuck, Tenessee.

by ColeonBurckett January 25, 2009

buttfuck

to ram in the ass with a penis or dildo
dickhead

i want to buttfuck your sister

by fartsniffer May 25, 2002

buttchunk

Typically used by people who want to find a creative way to use the word "butt" in an insult that isn't "butthead" or "butthole."

Not literally referring to a chunk of a butt.

Andy ate the last oreo again. God, he's such a buttchunk.

by Amaterasu- July 20, 2011