malaysian burial

A fake/faux death stunt in which an individual is sealed into a coffin, presumed to be dead, only to be floated down a river to an escape area where they break their way out of the coffin. A technique oft used by hitmen and headhunters to evade/deceive marks into believing they are in minimal amounts of danger. Sometimes used in passing to refer to clever escape.

Targeted Individual: "You were pronounced dead nearly three months ago!"

Hitman: "Merely a Malaysian Burial, my friend. Now what shall it be? The ol' Epstein?"

by BaronSh!v May 1, 2020

Viking Burial

Having sex with someone in a car you are about to sell.

Person 1: yo I hear you’re selling your ride?

Person 2: yeah it’s pretty sad but I gave it a Viking burial.

Person 1: Niceeee

by LOlItSTrUe June 12, 2020

Reverse Sky Burial

Unlike a Tibetan sky burial in which a body is consumed by birds, reverse sky burial is consumption by aquatic megafauna such as shark or kraken.

Samuel L. Jackson's abrupt reverse sky burial in the film Deep Blue Sea took many by surprise.

by bobby_america December 28, 2025

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025