shmee burgler

A guy that goes out of his way to steal an ugly girl from a guy.

That guy is shuch a shmee burgler

by Stags June 21, 2008

cock burgler

A person who pursues a man's penis in hopes to "steal a quick grab" (a.k.a. - someone who grabs a man's genitals without permission)

"Steve said he was hangin' out with Dave last night, and he tried to grab his unit. I knew Dave was a cock burgler!"

by Whipshock August 7, 2003

nugget burgler

Homosexual, poofter, raving mincer, arse bandit et al....

Elton John? Good singer, but total nugget burgler.

by Richnirvana March 28, 2008

Burgled

To place the tip of a penis just inside of an anus, prior to ejaculating. Then surprising your partner with a splash of semen.

Carrol was surprised yesterday evening, when I burgled her back door!

by Cosworth_26 February 8, 2018

butt burgler

One who burgles butts

by Casey Masterpiece May 7, 2003

turd burgler

Often used by Aussies to denote a Poof.

Hey Ricardo, you really got your shit pushed in by that Turd Burgler at Ripples last nite!

by Samhain_Knight July 27, 2004

burgle

collective noun for a grouping of bigfoots, as in a pride of lions, a crash of rhinos, or a float of crocodiles

We'd just set up our campsite when a burgle of bigfoots came crashing through the trees.

by littlefoots April 30, 2010