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Bumpkins are residents of the small country town of Portsmouth in Hampshire. They dress like scarecrows and speak with a quaint rural dialect, using Romany words like dinlo and shant. These poor simpletons are also know as carrot crunchers or worzels.
Look at that pathetic bell-ringing bumpkin in the long blue wig.
by City Lad August 17, 2008
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Country Bumpkin

Not to be confused with all southerns, a country bumpkin is a shameless motherfucker. Typically from the North Georgia mountain area, whose only concern is their last pack of eagle 20s cigarettes and whatever discount they can get at the local Chinese buffet. They work at Walmart, they shop at Walmart, and they smell of Walmart
Some country bumpkin almost ran me the fuck over in their sea foam green Chevy pickup truck
by yaboiclarence September 29, 2019
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Bummski

A form of the word bummer. Normally said by extreme douchebags or really preppy girls.

Also, Some people may consider it a form of Russian annal sex.
"Bro, I just watched my fish die"

" What a bummski bro. Just buy a new one"
by crazygirlyoulove! December 17, 2011
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bumpkinism

Some people are into Podophilia, others, Urolagnia ... I, however, am into bumpkinism... because nothing gets me wetter than a birthday clown.
by Nerd514 April 27, 2017
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tom bumpkin

omg i’m gonna marry tom bumpkin
by notlauren October 11, 2020
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Gnar-gnar bumski

regional dialect of Southern California referring to an unfortunate incident resulting in intense emotional distress.
Can't shoot the curls today, brah. Grandma flipped her vette on the PCH. Total gnar-gnar bumski.

They denied our word submission. Gnar-gnar bumski, brah.
by Landsters April 14, 2015
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Touch My Bumpkin

A saying used when wanting hands placed in and around your sweet booty.
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice
It is Ben's birthday today and as usual he is feeling rather amorous.
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben
by GozUnlimited April 1, 2020
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