Bumpkins are residents of the small country town of Portsmouth in Hampshire. They dress like scarecrows and speak with a quaint rural dialect, using Romany words like dinlo and shant. These poor simpletons are also know as carrot crunchers or worzels.
by City Lad August 17, 2008
Get the bumpkin mug.Not to be confused with all southerns, a country bumpkin is a shameless motherfucker. Typically from the North Georgia mountain area, whose only concern is their last pack of eagle 20s cigarettes and whatever discount they can get at the local Chinese buffet. They work at Walmart, they shop at Walmart, and they smell of Walmart
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Get the Country Bumpkin mug.A form of the word bummer. Normally said by extreme douchebags or really preppy girls.
Also, Some people may consider it a form of Russian annal sex.
Also, Some people may consider it a form of Russian annal sex.
by crazygirlyoulove! December 17, 2011
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Some people are into Podophilia, others, Urolagnia ... I, however, am into bumpkinism... because nothing gets me wetter than a birthday clown.
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Get the tom bumpkin mug.regional dialect of Southern California referring to an unfortunate incident resulting in intense emotional distress.
Can't shoot the curls today, brah. Grandma flipped her vette on the PCH. Total gnar-gnar bumski.
They denied our word submission. Gnar-gnar bumski, brah.
They denied our word submission. Gnar-gnar bumski, brah.
by Landsters April 14, 2015
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Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice
It is Ben's birthday today and as usual he is feeling rather amorous.
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben
by GozUnlimited April 1, 2020
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