bumcum

A translucent, beige, sticky, mucus created in the rectum by the body to help prevent log jams.

...so i ended up at her house and she opened a drawer full of toys but I had to pick the dried bumcum off her butt plug before we could use it...

I thought there was a monster turd brewing but I sat there for 15 minutes and only managed to fart out a teaspoon of bumcum.

by poxley March 26, 2010

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bumpump

To inflate a woman's anal canal by pumping one's phallus in and out. The air pressure created by the pumping will result in a massive expulsion of the air once the phallus is removed.

The expelled air often has a minty aroma and tastes mildly sweet.

1. I bumpumped her and the sweet essence of heaven was emitted.

2. She was bumpumping me while i bumpumped the hell out of the girl in front.

by KorrrrrrnHuska December 14, 2009

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bumnut

To put simply an egg

"Hey my hen laid a bumnut!"

or

"Hey lets go and have a bumnut for lunch"

by Camac July 2, 2006

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bumnugget

1)when you take a dump and it's impossible to get out. when it finally does, you sigh in sweet relief and step off the bog to admire your big brown baby. when you get a good look at it, you realize that it is much bigger than you thought and pat yourself on the back for getting it out the poop chute. you get an even CLOSER look, and see it is not merely one big shit, but rather TONS OF TINY SHITS IN A CLUSTER! FUCKIN AWESOME!!
2)what one calls one who has achieved a minor level of douchebaggery. a weak cuss word of sorts. can also be when you pop one out and it is HUGE, i.e. a nugget of brown gold.

bumnugget can be used from a whore who has achieved the ultimate level of douchebaggery by skanking around he who has dick, to old man who drives shitty toyota and doesn't move his car through the light until only he can get through. it is applicable anywhere.

by bareki June 8, 2010

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