dog's bollocks (the) 

Top class. Can not be bettered.

Derives from the fact that there is nothing a dog likes to do more than to lick his own bollocks.

Can also be shortened to simply "The Bollocks", but beware, as without the definite article bollocks means pretty much the opposite.

That Tony Blair is the Dog's Bollocks!

dog's bollocks (the) by Andy March 15, 2004

cock and bollocks 

another way of describing something as amazing, in a slightly obscene manner

1. That titan toss was the cock and bollocks, relentless of the fact that she broke her neck against the wall.

2. Even though it hurts, that pink sock is the cock and bollocks

cock and bollocks by laarx December 14, 2009

top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.

Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.

top bollocks by mark May 16, 2003

blockus 

1. A board game with pieces similar to tetris shapes. Each of the 4 players starts in one corner and connects their colored pieces at the corners of their other pieces. The objective is to use up as many of your pieces as possible.

2. An exclamation yelled during a game of blockus or any other event when you have completely blocked somebody.

1. Blockus is the one of the greatest board games ever.

2. Player 1:Oh no your last move has completely

blockus-ed me.

Player 2: Boom! BLOCKUS!!!!!!!!

blockus by rat killah June 17, 2009

Billy Bollocks 

To be completely naked

She caught me standing there, completely billy bollocks

Billy Bollocks by misterhahn August 15, 2006

bet your bollocks to a barndance 

means to be a sure thing, English slang... regular english would be "you bet your life", "you bet your arse"

"You bet your bollocks to a barndance he's going through with the fight" ..Snatch

bet your bollocks to a barndance by i focking hate pikeys December 3, 2007

Bollocks

My favourite word of all time.
Generally a term used for male genitalia
but can be used for anything.
Something crap or shite,
something not true,
when you drop heavy things on your feet,
a word for tired or knackered
a slag for someone who is annoying or 'a little shit',
A word that shocks and appauls Mrs. Doyle 'get-your-bollocks-outa-my-face'

'Jaysus this applemac is a load of bollocks!'

'Nah that never happened, thats a load of bollocks.'

'Bollocks!! Me toes!!!!'

'I was awake all night, and now Im feckin bollocksed!!'

'That little bollocks threw bottled piss at me!!'

Bollocks by Black_Rose_325 January 13, 2009