holy buttfucker of jesus

1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall

Hey! Judas holy buttfucker of jesus, get back here with my ten dollars.

by Hell Bound February 13, 2005

Lamp Street Buttfuckers

An Omaha, NE street-based organization of childhood friends and scallywags, also known as LSBF, dedicated solely to "grabbing respect by the haunches." Rumored to have started the national sensation of "drivewaying," or sitting in lawn chairs in a driveway drinking boxed wine, quoting the same movies over and over, and accepting the fact that no matter how hard anyone tries nothing exciting is going to happen tonight until the 11:00 ZJ's.
LSBF brothers always stand their ground and fucking hate girls!

"LSBF's so fucking gay. They think they're cool because they coined the term "drivewaying" which does nothing more than give them an excuse to get drunk with the same people in the same driveway every night."

"Those Lamp Street Buttfuckers sure know how to grab respect by the haunches!"

by Samsonite017 August 14, 2009

bumfucked

The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.

The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

bumfucker

an individual who partakes in the activity of the fucking of bums.

Ohh, straight in the ass, I can't believe it fitted!!! ow!

by C boy April 11, 2003

Buttfucker

a gay guy, because they fuck each other's butts

Connor is such a buttfucker, He fucked his gay friend Karl!

by bitchy October 12, 2003

buttfuckerscumshot

Not a phrase but a word i made up, no spaces it has to be said in one unrecognizable slur. generally referring to assholes and or douche nuggets. At this point in the definition it may want to be noted that you may be one of these people...... just a warning.

Billy stop being a buttfuckerscumshot and give me a ride.

by cum inside September 26, 2009

phantom buttfucker

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.

"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."

by Jacques Asse February 20, 2009