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Big Breasted Buffoon

There are many definitions for a Big Breasted Buffoon.
1 A very short run of the mill type woman with bleach blonde hair and grossly huge breast
2 These types of women are only good for a quick lay.
3 A follower of the crowd
4 Big Breasted Buffoons are easily forgettable
5 They don't always cheat on their boyfriends but will the first chance they gets
6 Not as pretty as they think they are
7 The only attention they receives is for their gigantic breasts which are already starting to sag
8 A loser with nothing going for her, basically white trash
9 Obnoxious and moronic
10 Makes a man's live miserable
11 It would be better for everyone if she would just move away
The big breasted buffoon has never done anything significant with her life. She's getting older and older and the good looks she may have had in her early twenties are quickly fading.

The big breasted buffoon sits on the beach all day in a skimpy bikini hoping that guys will notice her. Sounds pathetic but it's all she's got.

Guy1: "Dude look at that chick with the hug tits. She's kind of hot."

Guy2: "No dude, don't bother. That's Melanie, she's just a conceited, butter faced, Big Breasted Buffoon."
by Justsomeguy75 December 24, 2009
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bumbling buffoon

A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his car for change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and go already.
"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling buffoon" says, "oh, I have to call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.
by mhorndisk April 3, 2016
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babbling buffoon

someone who is an embarrassment / clown or just someone stupid.
Jessica is a babbling buffoon. How does she think that Jake likes her!? He's gay.
by biathegiant January 25, 2022
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orange buffoon

by Orangebeard April 25, 2019
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Poon Buffoon

When a male or in some cases a female is unsure what to do with his or her woman.
Have you heard about Matt and Stacey? Yeah, he's a real Poon Buffoon!
by Fat Cats Fat February 22, 2011
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White Buffoon

A Caucasian male utilized by African-American celebrities to portray all white men as weak and foolish, thus making themselves seem tough and socially acceptable.
Jimmy believed that accepting the role as "white buffoon #2" on the Method and Red show would boost his chances for real acting work.
by Stinky July 21, 2004
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Boosted Buffoon

Typically a person who is awful at any MOBA video games and relies on his teammates to carry his or her's sorry ass to Diamond.
"Khalil you are such a boosted buffoon. Losing to a Counter eh?"
by lul.exe November 23, 2016
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