Brotection

Protection from your bros when bitches be hatin'

"Hey, my ex's parents are here, you think you guys could give me some brotection if they come hate on me?"

by c-dome April 27, 2009

Brection

The event of a girl's breasts becoming hard, as if her breasts are having an erection.

Friend One: I was getting kinky with my girlfriend, and she totally got a brection!

Friend Two: Whoa, sweet, man!

by DrnCrs December 18, 2010

broduction

where two or more bros say/do a phrase, gesture or action that when performed causes an immediate high-five.

Todd was wasted one night and turned an obvious trip over a bar stool into sweet dance that made a cute girl smile. Todd was immediate awarded with a high-five from Mike for this broduction.

by robic August 8, 2011

Brotection

A bro's method of not getting his slampiece pregnant. Not a condom, brotection is pulling out.

Dan: Hey Spence, you gonna slam that brah using protection? You know, like a modnoc or something?

Spencer: That ain't me. I just use brotection. It's safer.

Dan: I heard condoms are safer than pulling out.

Spencer: Questionable.

by Emasdiez November 20, 2009

bumrection

The act of obtaining an erection with your anus, or "bum". This exhilerating phenomenom can be experienced by both female and male anus, however most common in homosexual males. A bumrection usually lasts somewhere in the vacinity of 5 minutes and 29 hours). Commonly experienced when watching Ben Hur...of which no people are bigger than.

-Why, your bumrection is rather large today...may i penetrate you?
-Heidi:"Wow...what is that odd yet arousing sensation in my rectum...could it be a bumrection?"
Charles:"I'm not entirely sure... but may i poke/prod around and have a look/feel?"
Heidi:"Sure, just dont touch the bumrection....its my first and i shall frame it :D "

by Whilma Zan Zeyk nstein January 19, 2006

Boofection

Serious progression of an untreated minor scrape or injury, usually gone unnoticed due to various states of inebriation or impairment...for instance while fleeing after getting drunk and getting hit on by an overly friendly male prostitute who looks deceptively female

OH! Now I remember, your leg :-\
I think you cut it and it got a boo boo: You were running from that hot hindi chick with an adams apple, and you tripped into a cesspool.

Don't remind me! I was hungover for three days after that, and came around with a full-on Boofection!

by genxsync October 23, 2012

Berection

An erection from a bird that is a male

I saw a berection in the trees at school today mom

by Cr4zed June 7, 2018