Big dick broon

A fuckn whalloper massive cock,knows how to please a couple a sandwhiches on a friday night
Slays poon everyone is jealous

'Hey look its big dick broon,he has a big dick today dont u think?'

by Well in May 14, 2015

broconomy

The vast, unofficial economy that exists between bros, buddies, acquaintances, and sometimes even complete strangers. It consists of favors, trades, promises, IOU's, and similar exchanges of goods and/or services. Without it, the world as we know it would collapse into madness and disorder.

Mike brought a case of beer for poker night at Joe's house because Joe had driven him home from a party the other night. They had unknowingly just participated in the broconomy.

by TheTimmeh January 8, 2009

Bropository

The act of lubing up one or more fingers and inserting them into your bro's rectum. The general principle is that if your bro goes with the flow then he is therefore a "Brosexual". If your bro molly-wops you then he could just be "bro-curious". If he chops your dick off and eats it in front of you he is "brochotic".

Bro 1: "Broheim! Why did you let Joe give you a Bropository and giggle like a school girl?"
Bro 2: "I don't know bro, I guess I could possibly be Brosexual...."
Bro 1: "You need some serious Brosistence!!"

by TexasFordRacing99 December 27, 2011

Bropoke

When two or more bros take their friendship to the next level by gently poking each other, tip to tip, with a semi.

Anthony: Are we all good, man?
Phil: Of course man, should we bropoke?

by bropoker March 11, 2015

Bromon

The rare subculture of the religious group related to Mormonism in which an individual has personal or fashion characteristics that reflect the bro culture while still adhering to the moral guidelines of the Mormon faith. Essentially they are comprised of one part bro, one part Mormon, and are confined to the state of Utah. Unlike the typical All American bro that solely feeds off of protein shakes, Natty Ice, and Chipotle, the bromon still adheres to the, "Word of Wisdom" meaning they abstain from consuming alcohol, tea, and anything else that the devil has tainted. Following the Mormon opposition of tattoos a true Bromon will not bear the common tribal insignia or crucifix tattoos of a bro, therefore making it at times more difficult to identify them. Bromons, similar to bros, spend a female amount of money on their cloths, making it so that they can be spotted by their dress: hats worn at an angle, no fear or Tapout shirts (with or without sleeves), shorts to provide a reason for leg days, and long socks that have the Nike logs that matches the color of another article of clothing. Common to other bros the Bromon will not pass up the chance to check himself out on any shiny surface, and will naturally flex in front of any mirror. Essentially they are all that is a bro except they slay bible versus instead of beer and chicks.

Beer me that Bible, I'm going to go chillax with those Bromons after I pound some bible versus.

by JBell237 July 23, 2015

broconto

A deeply dependent individual, thats only object and definable traits revolve around the gym. This person is incapable of a genuine relationship due to it's self destructive behavior. Incapable of holding a group mindset and refuses to participate in activities that please anybody other than itself. **SOCIALLY INEPT**

Friends: hey let's go shopping and see some sights.
Broconto: hey guys I know we ate 30 minutes ago... I'm getting pretty hungry and I need to up my macros.
Friends : Broconto can we please just do what we agreed upon earlier!?
Broconto:*ROID RAGE* BRO IM FUCKING STARVING!! WE NEVER DO WHAT I WANT!
Friends to each other : fuck it man he's walking off anyway let him go... Why did we invite him again??

by Senor_cheese November 27, 2022

Brozoned

Brozoned is when a female calls you as his younger brother or like his younger brother he’s never had, far worse than a friend zone

Julie “ Sumit I love you!”
Sumit “ That’s a lie”
Julie “ yes I do, you are like my little brother and I love you”

Brozoned - being someone’s little brother

by Hodken Quevondo October 30, 2017