Anyone named Branden is obviously the guy you go to when you are feeling down. He will always be there for you and help you through your toughest times. He is also a really fun person to be around, always making sure he never leaves any of his friends out. Branden is sweet, loving and compassionate towards everyone he knows. If you meet a Branden, be sure to keep him around. He is also really good in bed, but will adapt to whatever you like, and will never force you to do anything you don't like.
Person 1: "Who's that over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know but he is really hot!!"
Person 1: "I bet he's a Branden"
Person 2: "I don't know but he is really hot!!"
Person 1: "I bet he's a Branden"
by Knuckles&Knuckles October 12, 2018
Get the Branden mug.1 - A small sized cup of mild roast coffee, commonly found at Starbucks
2 - An individual possessing blonde hair and above average height, commonly very attractive
Both are highly addictive substances, best consumed when hot and on the sweet side.
2 - An individual possessing blonde hair and above average height, commonly very attractive
Both are highly addictive substances, best consumed when hot and on the sweet side.
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The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.
On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.
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Bro, who was that blonde chick that was blowing you last night?
Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.
Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.
by Otto Parts June 6, 2010
Get the blonde date mug.1. a woman whose hair is bleached blonde due to coloring treatments from peroxide in a bottle. She has to maintain the bleaching periodically but her darker hair roots may be prominent anyway. The term "suicide blonde" is a play on "dyed/died by her own hand", ya dig?
2. a dance-able yet still major ass-kicking hit song by Australian rockers INXS. It hit the Top 10 all around the world in late summer and during the autumn of 1990. It has some wicked harmonica playing. Great stuff.
2. a dance-able yet still major ass-kicking hit song by Australian rockers INXS. It hit the Top 10 all around the world in late summer and during the autumn of 1990. It has some wicked harmonica playing. Great stuff.
1. Deborah Harry, Courtney Love, Vicki Peterson, Marilyn Monroe, Samantha Fox, Cameron Diaz, and others are not natural blondes. They are suicide blondes.
2. My ex-girlfriend Susan is a suicide blonde.
3. You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde
Yeea-eeaahh!!!
- INXS
RIP Hutch. You were one of a kind but we need more cool people like you more now than ever!
2. My ex-girlfriend Susan is a suicide blonde.
3. You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde
Yeea-eeaahh!!!
- INXS
RIP Hutch. You were one of a kind but we need more cool people like you more now than ever!
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