Brolosopher

A bro studying other bros and inventing new bro words.

B1:Hey bro, want to have some provalone cheese in your sandwhich

B2:Nah I want some brovalone cheese.
B1:Your a Brolosopher man.

by BRODARRRR June 22, 2010

Brologue

Mindless chatter between two bros. Most sentences in a brologue are made up of the word "bro" or variations of said word. Nothing meaningful ever comes out of these types of conversations, unless you believe that males communicate non-verbally.

Tim texts Forrest after a long night of partying and a brologue ensues,

Tim- "sup bro"
Forrest- "not much brah, that party tonight was crazy though"
Tim- "yeah I know brosif, it was bromazing."

by XxxABroxxX October 10, 2011

broloco

Someone who is mentally challenged and crazy asf

Wow! that girl is broloco!

by Babybootygurl March 26, 2017

Bronohomomance

A bromance, or a strong heterosexual connection between two males, where it is especially implied that no homosexual feelings or affections exist. A bronohomomance is questioned particularly when one of the two affiliates says or does something that is inadvertently gay. Most brohomomances secretly entail gay sex.

Affiliates in a bronohomomance use the phrase No Homo often in order to avoid rumors of homosexuality

Tom: Hey Grant, you and Jon sure are obsessed with one another. Are you two gay for each other?

Grant: No, dude. I've been over this a dozen times. Jon and I love each other like brothers.

Tom: I can see that. It's just that you both tend to say "no homo" after everything. If you want to come out, just come out, we'll accept-

Grant: Dude, it's just a bronohomomance. Chill out

by Johnny Hamm November 25, 2017

Brolih

Brolih is a slovenian animal known for being fat and drinking juice. The first known sighthings of this creature date back to the early 19 hundreds. There was a brave expedtion by an explorer known as Chake. He led the the forces from celje to investigate reports of sheep and humans being taken form nerbay villages. Today the word is used in slovenian modren slang that refers to a "best" or "alpha male". Hundreds of years later it still romes the nerbay villages as an alpha predator on the very top of the food chain.

Your such a Brolih = Your such a beast/alpha/sigma

by Brolih December 14, 2021

brolow

A well groomed and stylish man who is up on the latest fashion trends.

Looking good Brolow. Where did you get that vintage blazer ?

by Brolow.com December 16, 2016

Brolocaust

When a bunch of true and true "bro's" all get laid on the same night. Minimum 4.

Dude: "Did you lot have a good night last night?"

Bro: "Yeah you should have gone, it was a full on brolocaust!"

by FellowBro May 5, 2010