broment

A legit moment with, or involving, bros.

"Bro, last night was so chill, I had at least three or four legit broments."

by Matthew Fratstar April 18, 2008

broment

A moment where two (or more) bros discover a commonality or some previously unknown bond. An instance of bro-revelation.

An exemplar of a broment from the movie "Step Brothers":

Dale Doback: On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.

Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: Velociraptor.

Brennan Huff: Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.

Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: Good Housekeeping.

Brennan Huff: If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with?

Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: John Stamos.

Dale Doback: What?

Brennan Huff: Did we just become best friends?

Dale Doback: Yep!

Brennan Huff: Do you wanna do karate in the garage?

Dale Doback: Yep!

by manonfiredc November 23, 2010

broment

n: A moment of extremely bro-ish behavior, usually involving alcohol and micturition; the state of being overcome with bro-ness

John: Dude, did you piss in my laundry hamper?

Dave: Oh...yeah. Sorry bro, I was pretty wasted last night.

John: It's cool bro; we all have our broments.

by The Bling Dynasty December 16, 2011

brogen

When a bro holds your hand when you are taking a grogen.
A grogen is a huge shit that is still attached to your anus when it hits the surface water.

Guy 1 - taking a massive grogen.
Guy 2 - holding Guy 1s hand.

Guy 1 - "Im taking a brogen Bro"

by Churbolo July 27, 2016

broment

(noun) An awkward instance between two heterosexual men who come a little too close for comfort, and for a nanosecond want to have sex with other. Usually followed by red-faced silence, brotherly punches, or light-hearted ribbing about each others mothers. The broment is never referred to again.
Used in California, maybe other places too.

"OMG, I think my boyfriend just had a broment with the quarterback!"
"No, football players always act that way."

(Thinking to himself) "Wow, I wonder if my best friend is still thinking about that broment. Maybe I could sexually experiment with him."

(Thinking to himself) "Wow, I wonder if my best friend is still thinking about that broment. I'm gonna kick that gay bomb's ass."

by jenomatic March 25, 2011

brogetit

When your bro says or does something dumb but you're willing to forget it... brogetit.

Bro: "Hey man, sorry for puking in your Mom's hamper last night, thought I was in the bathroom."
Broseph: "No worries man, it happens. Brogetit."
Bro: "Cool."

by GlazeHer December 31, 2013

Borgenty

To make up words and add them to your computer's spell check, just to make yourself feel better.

I do not make up Words! I have a Dictionary on my Laptop! ...Hmm... Borgenty... (What? A Red line? Hmm... Add... To... Dictionary...)

by icu1 October 8, 2011