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douchey bro guy

A person who:
- is relatively attractive and seems to come from money or hippy parents or both.
- calls everyone bro or bra
- wears flip flops and surf shorts EVERYWHERE. May or may not wear a baseball or trucker cap.
- is tan and might be multi-ethnic but usually white
- listens to Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz and Dave Matthews. If over 30, listens to Hootie and the Blowfish, Chumbawumba and Blues Traveler.
- gets drunk weekly, if not daily and might urinate in someone's yard.
- isn't necessarily a chauvinist but thinks of all women as attainable. Similar to a Romanticist.
- is a part time surfer or sky diver or bungee jumper. Not usually a skateboarder or a rock climber but is friends with some. Isn't football fanatic but is ok with pretty much outdoor activity.
- is a metrosexual with hair and hygiene products but is not a clean housekeeper.
- appears shop at urban outfitter but doesn't seem to buy his own clothes because he never has money.
- wears puka shells. Is partially into most Eastern cultures accessories and spirituality, especially if it will appeal to cute hippy or sorority girls.
- drives just over the speed limit. Isn't in a hurry and doesnt pay attention to where he's going.
- plays a lot of a specific kind of video games (game cube) but not all kinds.
- not a geek or nerd but might have a skill
- is emotionally careless and completely unreliable.
- might have a pet but someone else takes care of it.
- does laundry at his mothers house or ex girlfriends
- eats healthy and is environmentally conscious. sort of.
- does not go to a gym but is somehow in shape.
- has a medium sized ego which appears as opportunism but not real ambition.
Jeff Spicoli from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" is a douchey bro guy.

Dick Casablancas on "Veronica Mars" is a douchey bro guy.
by Dot C January 3, 2008
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Bro-Gnar

Pronounced: broner

1. Pertains to having a boner while in close proximity to your bros
Things got a little awkward when Riley got a raging mega huge Bro-Gnar with his pledge brothers in the sauna
by WeaselTits April 13, 2010
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bro-go

a straighter way to say "man date , because that's just gay
-"hey Joe! want to go see fast & furious?"-
"sure !"
-"Alright It's a bro-go"
by vulgora1 March 31, 2009
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Bro grip

The bro grip- a guys trip staple. Where 1 guy lays down and begins to jack off, the others join hands around the jackers hand and assist in this action. Till all hands are soaked in triumphant ejaculation of man seed.
That bro grip on the guys trip last week was amazing.

After the bro grip, I found myself more connected to my group of friends.
by Guysjusthangingout February 21, 2019
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Bro ghosted

When you are ghosted by a bro.
Hey man, I got bro ghosted. Mack hasn’t text me in a week.
by Dak888 March 4, 2019
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when your stupid fucking brother wants to play the damn xbox
brother: bro gimme the xbox controller
guy: fuck you
by robbywasactuallytakenlmao March 24, 2021
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Bro bro Gu gu

Say this when you are about to type
by PrinceDamnee April 22, 2022
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