broccoli

coined by vallejo based rapper E-40
slang for marijuana

i don't need no doctor
idon't need no shrink
all i need is broccoli
and a forty ounce to drink
smoking that broccoli now

by chico May 5, 2003

broccoflower

A vegetable that is half broccoli and half cauliflower.

Dude: Hey man I'm hungry...
Other guy: Wanna try some of my broccoflower?
Dude: I don't know, man...
Other guy: Oh come on! It's got more vitamin C than oranges, and is high in folic acid and vitamin A!

by Broccoflower February 9, 2008

Broccoli head

A male teenager with a 'Meet me at McDonalds' haircut -- a curly perm which is higher on top, with shaved or faded back and sides.

The broccoli heads look like their hair has been nuked

by pytchy January 25, 2023

Broccoli Butt

When a man is so incredibly attractive (Mainly because of his ass or face) that even other straight men find said man hot.

Oh man, you know, I hate to admit it but Chris Pratt is a broccoli butt.

by BiggerBoiBen May 9, 2018

smoking broccoli

smoking weed; marijuana

"I be smoking broccoli, they say it's good for my health."- Kodak Black

by skrtskrilla April 8, 2017

Broccoli Fart

A particularly hot, sulfurous fart that smells suspiciously like broccoli even though you haven't eaten broccoli for days, even weeks. Not to be confused with a "Sulfur Strut," a broccoli fart is usually an SBD special.

I ripped a broccoli fart so foul yesterday, it cleared out an entire wing of the library.

by Just Another Guy November 30, 2004

Briscoe

Briscoes are a specific breed of human being. Originating in Scotland, Briscoes eventually migrated to the U.S. and found the Southeast coast of Florida to have sufficient exposure to sunlight and greenery. Avid fishermen, poker players, lacrosse athletes, gifted speakers, intelligent students, engineers, sushi chefs, piano players, digital artists, writers, watch connoisseurs, travelers, cigar smokers, whiskey drinkers, thespians, golfers, exquisite lovers, orders their Manhattan straight up and with a blue cheese olive, Briscoes have been known to mask their suave and multifaceted personalities with a façade to increase the surprise one receives when meeting a Briscoe. Briscoe's tend to be cute, and cuddly, but definitely not forces to be reckoned with. Their cool demeanor in times of stress communicate a quiet fury, and demonstrates their evolutionary prowess, their near genetic perfection. Brain normally beats brawn; however, Briscoes have evolved to develop both in large quantities. Briscoes are bastions of character and values that the population ought to admire, revere, and emulate. Men, take note. Ladies, take cover. Briscoes are spreading and growing in numbers. Be prepared when you meet a Briscoe.

"There can only be one true Briscoe family"

"Briscoe taught me how to spearfish!"

"You wouldn't know it, but Briscoe loves Billy Joel"

by Christopher Rone December 10, 2016