breasts

Fatty deposits on a woman's chest. They contain mammary glands which produce milk to feed babies, and have also evolved into a beauty/status symbol. Come in various sizes ranging from AAA (practically nonexistent) up to DDD and even higher. Generally, the bigger they are compared to the rest of a woman's body, the more attractive they are considered to be, although occasionally one will run across the rare man who prefers the little ones. The downside of having bigger ones is that they tend to sag after a woman reaches 30.
In today's breast-obsessed society, your breasts have to be at least a D-cup to be considered attractive.
by MissionDoll November 11, 2004
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breast

What your parents tried to hide when you were six.
NO! DON'T LOOK AT...damn.
by TheXorcist February 12, 2003
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breasts

the things that stick to the front of women and fat mens cheasts and bounce when they walk. If a bra is not worn they may bounce to much, even so far as to escape.
'o no, my boobies fell out and all the young men are starting. golly gosh, whatever shall I do?'
by Kate September 17, 2003
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Breasted

having victory over someone by having better breasts
EX. two girls in a wet t-shirt contest and one wins, and tell the other girl looks like i "breasted" you today
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breasts

Somthing for men to look at when they are talking to you.
"Dude that girl showed me her tities"
by COLLINS October 15, 2003
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breast

Things that are round(usually)and for some reason drive men crazy. Things that are almost always in the way(if you have large ones)and things women want if they don't have. They also make people think you want them to throw things in between them.
My breast still hurt because alot of men think you wont notice if they "accidentally" elbo them.
by Joyce Candice June 06, 2007
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breasting

The act of two women rubbing their breasts together.
We're not lesbians, we were just breasting.
by bb April 09, 2003
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