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Brawndo

it's like shaving your chest with a lawnmower! that sounds dangerous, but it's not more dangerous than drinking BRAWNDO because drinking BRAWNDO is like riding a pony, which probably sounds not dangerous except that the pony is 300 feet tall and covered in chainsaws! and to get on the pony, you have to take an elevator filled with 16 live cougars, which is an actual sport in latin america, which is extremely fun, but not as fun as BRAWNDO because BRAWNDO is like driving an ice cream truck full of angry bees through a petting zoo, which is a great way of becoming popular if you want to become popular with LAW ENFORCEMENT but if you don't, you should still drink BRAWNDO because BRAWNDO will make you use your fists for everyday tasks, like watching tv or romance or helicopter maintainence! it will also make you more awesome at english, which means you can use apostrophes whenever 'you w'an't to', even in words like 'nuclear', which don't even have an apostrophe yet!
BRAWNDO: It's Got What Plants CRAVE!!!
by jedediah2j October 3, 2008
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brawlgasm

The orgasmic feeling that one gets when playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl with multiable partners.
My Brawlgasm went long and deep into the night.
by Byyyah April 10, 2008
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wayne brady

A dude who is proper and respectful in front of people normally, but when its just you and him you find out he's actually mad gangsta and he doesn't play around
Damn, John is usually quiet but when we got to the club he turned out to be a Wayne Brady
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Peter Brady Party

A party or event that no one shows up for (or is poorly attended). Based on episode 21 of the Brady Bunch where Peter throws a party for himself and no one shows up.
The term Peter Brady Party can be used for social or non-social situations. Non-social situations would include meetings or presentations
by Odie813 March 2, 2010
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