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Bratwurst’s Hoist

Doing something in such a strict and rigid manner that there is absolutely no room for error. While this may be due to possible danger or desire to get something just right, taken to unnecessary extremes Bratwurst's Hoist can suck all the fun out of a particular activity or situation.
The magician knew it was of utmost importance that he practise Bratwurst’s Hoist while doing his trick otherwise his life might be in danger.
by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010
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bratwursting

Costa Rica was bratwursting Belgium in football yesterday.
by pwnan June 11, 2018
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Mexican bratwurst

The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.
She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
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Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction
Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013
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Bash the Bratwurst

He likes to bash the bratwurst every night.
by thegoldengrizzlybear12 October 2, 2016
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brotwurst

Pretty much one of the coolest YouTubers alive. So funny and makes me smile everytime I watch his videos<3
Einer der besten Youtuber überhaupt<3
#alex #getschilmsälm
Brotwurst for the win!
by getonmylvl January 3, 2017
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Bradwurst

The dick of a person named brad.

A bradwurst is also a massive peice of schmeat.
Givin them the bradwurst is gonna hit them like when a train hits trees.
by Anarchon March 5, 2021
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