Brandeis Handshake

The act of a guy going up to a girl from behind, grabbing her crotch, and starting to dance/grind with her at a party or club.

Origin of Name: Brandeis University, a university whose men are alleged to be physically and socially awkward and inept with women.

JAP #1: Oh my g-d! That guy just gave me a Brandeis Handshake

JAP #2: Ugh, what a dork!

by thegreatrock March 13, 2010

brandonitis

when there is someone who is always happy and joyful, and you spend too much time around them, that person begins to absorb your happiness and leave you depressed and unhappy, while that person uses your happiness for themself.

i have brandonitis i think im going to kill myself.

by nikilikilala December 17, 2008

Brandeis High School

A place where everyone are fucking coons and no one gets along, has the most stuck up people and O’Connor kids look down on us. Everyone is rich and flexes all the time, no oke has friends.

Damn I got a 30 on a math test, i just pulled a fucking Brandeis on the math test.

Brandeis high school is a school in San antonio, Tx

by Brandeis Student October 27, 2018

Brandonize

To influence, meditate or alter a situation or outcome in ones favor in a clandestine way.

To make a series of suggestions to a group so when they meet they all come to the same conclusion. The one you planted.

"You brandonized that meeting, everyone was eating out of your hands"

by alovelyman October 31, 2011

Brandonism

Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them

Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

Brandonism

when you royally fuck something up and your name is Brandon

Brandon royally fucked up the groups face book poll by adding needless options pure Brandonism

by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021

Brandonism

when you royally fuck something and your name is Brandon

Brandon royally fucked up the face book poll by adding way to many needless options ....pure Brandonism

by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021