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Bandera bread sex trade

This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...
I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.
Bandera bread sex trade by Bog-man November 1, 2016
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Anyone named Branden is obviously the guy you go to when you are feeling down. He will always be there for you and help you through your toughest times. He is also a really fun person to be around, always making sure he never leaves any of his friends out. Branden is sweet, loving and compassionate towards everyone he knows. If you meet a Branden, be sure to keep him around. He is also really good in bed, but will adapt to whatever you like, and will never force you to do anything you don't like.
Person 1: "Who's that over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know but he is really hot!!"
Person 1: "I bet he's a Branden"
Branden by Knuckles&Knuckles October 12, 2018
Random kid that’s obsessed with penguins and his cat. He reminds you of Alfredo Linguini. His favorite color is blue, and he’s obsessed with Stephen Harvey. He’s got no game but he gets all the girl. Has the qualities of a serial killer, but he’s the exact opposite.
Yo I met a guy! He’s attractive, smart, and charming”
Dude aren’t those serial killer qualities?”
“Yeah, but it’s ok because he’s a total Bradert”
bradert by MotherBeanFern November 30, 2020

Antonio Banderas

A Spanish film actor, film director, film producer and singer. Made success with his role as the legendary masked swordsman Zorro in the 1998 film The Mask of Zorro. He was the first Spanish actor to portray the character. Well known today for voicing Puss in Boots in the Shrek sequels.
Antonio Banderas has an amazing voice.

braided ass pubes 

When you undergo a physically demanding activity that braids your ass pubes.
'After scoring that touchdown, I noticed that I had braided ass pubes.'
braided ass pubes by Soccer Fan November 4, 2011
a physiological state that occurs when a person has a high level of three different drugs in their system. For example-Alcohol, Cocaine, Marijuana.
I was so braided last night that I stole Jimmy's pet python and tried to use it as a belt, and when that didn't work I tried to eat it while screaming "BEAR GRYLLS AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON ME."
Braided by DNB215 April 21, 2011

Bradenata 

When someone tells something and immediately after you ask for the same exact information that person gave.

Another instance where this is used is when someone is too stupid and is living up amongst the stars.
Example: A: we are going out at 10pm tonight

B: what time we are going out?

A: you have done such a bradenata
Bradenata by Foxxilpufti November 3, 2018