Brainlet

A fucking idiot. Typically a libtard. Few can return from brainlet status. Despacito.

My nigga just stuck his dick in my mf ear hole in front of my momma mfw that nigga fatty and a brainlet.

by Carter_smartboye July 12, 2018

Braincel

An incel who believes they can't get laid because their brain is physically too large

Immanuel Kant: Bro I'm telling you this gargantuan fucking head of mine, it's like an overripe canteloupe, no one will ever want to fuck me, I'm such a braincel
Friend: how do you even come up with this stuff

by Ergodic Hypercube August 22, 2021

Brainmouth

A condition found in animals from the planet earth(primarily humans)in which the animal loses the ability to NOT speak every single word they are thinking. The verbal words are spoken about 1/trillionth of a second (actually faster than the speed of light) after the thought of the words in the brain itself.

Dad walking down street with 3 year old daughter bump into an extremely overweight acquaintance of dad's.

Dad:"Hi Lyndon."
Lyndon: "Hi Chuck."
Gracie(3-year-old daughter poking finger into Lyndon's large soft belly):"Mr. YOU have a FAT tummy!"

Gracie would at least momentarily be experiencing "Brainmouth".

by Squarezup November 3, 2008

Braintext

v. Sending a message without communication through ordinary channels.

n. A communication sent or received without actually calling, talking, writing, emailing or texting.

"Hello? That's so funny... I was literally just calling you... I must have sent you a braintext!"

by Ziggy_Susan March 29, 2009

Brainmeats

Gross, childish synonym for one's brain, and usable in a carnal context. Refers to the physical brain and person's conciousness, a mind, as one entity.

My brainmeats are often filled with unpure thoughts.

by Grandmother Death December 9, 2010

Braincells

those things that nobody has

Person 1: I need help with homework, can you help me on this one question?
Person 2: I don't have the braincells for that

by your local dumbass September 25, 2020

Brain Melt

When you go to work but have nothing to do, so you end up standing and/or sitting around waiting for the next project.

Person 1: How's your day going?

Person 2: Uhg, I've had nothing to do all afternoon. I'm having a total brain melt.

by krdgrl October 7, 2009