Smooth Brain

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.

by Tip Tank June 8, 2011

brain fried

When your brain feels so overloaded with work/stress/homework that you can't think straight and temporarily don't feel like doing anything that takes too much thinking.

Person A: "Hey, can you help me with math?"

Person B: "I don't know man, I feel brain fried right now.. I just got done with my exam."

by someboredguy May 30, 2011

Brain Cells

While you are reading this you are losing braincells. You should stop... Now

Ryan's Brain Cells were lost in a book accident.. He smacked himself in the head with the book.

by RJ Mason January 28, 2018

Brain Dawgs

A term to describe multiple things. Prizely one of the catchphrases of Crackbone, a foul-mouthed famous player of games like Zombie Panic: Source

I got dem brain dawgs.

by Mail Avourlace October 7, 2010

brain flex

Promoting oneself or degrading another by means of intelligence. Usually over social media.

This liberal snowflake tried to brain flex on me.

by Findpeacewithginger February 25, 2017

giga-brain

You have a ginormous brain. It doesn't even fit in your head

Woah did you see what he just did? THAT was giga-brain

by koolaid kidz February 15, 2022

brain gang india

a rap collective containing kornycbz, milflovertexas (tanzoid), and yung crim. drainer enthusiasts!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they produce underground music and diss tracks about jasper.

i am brain gang india's number 1 fan!

by jade uwu February 22, 2021