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Girl Brain

The proverbial "little voice" in every girl's head that makes her question everything, decide nothing, react irrationally (but justifies the reaction with wicked jacked up logic), over think, and causes 98% of all drama in her life. The girl brain is all of the bad things that have ever been said to you and that you believe about yourself, it's your baggage surfacing and dictating how you interact with others.
He said - "I'm sorry, I am really busy tonight, can we do it tomorrow?"

Her girl brain said - "What is HE DOING? WHO IS HE WITH? What did I do? Is something wrong? Something must be wrong, is he seeing someone else? Probably that red-head from the coffee shop. I think I will go eat a gallon of icecream and watch lifetime."

What he meant was "I'm sorry, I am really busy tonight, can we do it tomorrow?"
by AKPolekat December 27, 2012
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Smooth Brain

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank June 8, 2011
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brain fried

When your brain feels so overloaded with work/stress/homework that you can't think straight and temporarily don't feel like doing anything that takes too much thinking.
Person A: "Hey, can you help me with math?"

Person B: "I don't know man, I feel brain fried right now.. I just got done with my exam."
by someboredguy May 30, 2011
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Brain Cells

While you are reading this you are losing braincells. You should stop... Now
Ryan's Brain Cells were lost in a book accident.. He smacked himself in the head with the book.
by RJ Mason January 28, 2018
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Brain Dawgs

A term to describe multiple things. Prizely one of the catchphrases of Crackbone, a foul-mouthed famous player of games like Zombie Panic: Source
I got dem brain dawgs.
by Mail Avourlace October 7, 2010
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brain flex

Promoting oneself or degrading another by means of intelligence. Usually over social media.
This liberal snowflake tried to brain flex on me.
by Findpeacewithginger February 25, 2017
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giga-brain

You have a ginormous brain. It doesn't even fit in your head
Woah did you see what he just did? THAT was giga-brain
by koolaid kidz February 15, 2022
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