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To browse a lingerie catalogue, either online or in print, without the intention of purchasing. It is the act of viewing and appreciating bras.
Gary was bored so he grabbed a Target catalogue for a spot of brasing. He liked what he saw.
Brasing by Stinky Gary August 27, 2011

braking in period 

Combination of "braking" (i.e., related to a car's brakes) and "breaking in period," describing the time it takes to adjust your foot to the sensitivity of the brakes of a car that you don't regularly drive, such as a friend's car, your spouse's car, or a rental car. At first, the brakes are either too sensitive, which causes you to slam down the breaks and jerk to a stop, or, too firm and require you to push down harder with your foot than you are used to.
I hope I get over the braking in period soon because I'm driving like a 9 year old right now.
braking in period by Ae5Ea8 April 15, 2015

Brainglove

A type of shitty thought you can have but you don't really take serious. Like dropping a baby or jumping off a cliff while standing on the edge. Or all the other bad thing people think about.
"What if I just drop this baby?"
"You gotta go eazy with those braingloves"

"Man, I've been suffering from a lot of braingloves lately"
"Just think about happy thoughts"

Binary braking

The way that a driver uses the brake when driving. Either it is full brake or no brake. Driver does not know how to feather the brake to make it more comfortable for the passengers.
The Chinese bus driver was binary braking all the way to factory and I damn near hit my head on the seat in front of me a dozen times.
Binary braking by spewer69 April 28, 2011

Passenger Braking 

When the driver of the car, that you are riding in, is driving so unpredictable, irratic, crazy, scary, or dangerous that you reactively slam on the brakes, even though you are in the passenger seat.
Yeah, last weekend, I got a ride with him, and promised myself I would never let him drive me in a car again! He had me passenger braking and holding on with both hands, the whole trip!

Braingle 

A medical condition in which your brain "dangles" in your skull. The symptoms of a braingle include long, drawn out stories that don't ever really come to a conclusion. They just ... fade out and lose people.
Tom told me this really long story the other day... The story just went on and on and it was such an obvious braingle that I had to just walk away.
Braingle by Shopwrecker April 15, 2009