bowling for soup

Started in 1994, they have produced 7 albums. Signed to Jive in 1999, they have produced 3 albums on that label: 2000's Let's Do It For Johnny, 2002's Drunk Enough To Dance (2nd Release in 2003), and 2004's A Hangover You Don't Deserve.

'Girl All The Bad Guys Want' was nominated for a Grammy in 2003, but they lost to No Doubt.

Great live, and they have to be one of the best bands ever.

And yes, 1985 was written by SR71, but it went through Jaret and was re-written.

Bowling For Soup = Best Band Ever. End of story.

by Jaret's Bitch April 2, 2005

go bowling

First said by Bender in the Breakfast Club : "I think your old man and my old man should go bowling", to Brian.

Said when two people need to talk, and has also evolved to mean when two people are just so similar they have to get together.

"I think your old man and my old man should go bowling."

"Your mom is insane... my mom would never do that. I think your old woman and my old woman should go bowling."

"Our boyfriends sound so alike! I think your boyfriend and my boyfriend should go bowling."

by EmilyElle September 6, 2005

bowling grip

When a man fucks a woman doggy style with his thumb inserted in her rectum.

"That chick was so slick I had to keep her in place with a bowling grip."

by dutchpantyraider May 14, 2014

Bowling Shane

He is famous for his mastery of spin and widely regarded as one of the greatest of all-time

Bowling Shane, bowler of the Ball of the Century. The G.O.A.T.

by UnknownGuest August 4, 2019

bowling

1.Actual bowling, with 10 pins and 1 ball.
2. Masturbating, with 2 balls and 1 pin.

Whenever Matt goes bowling, his wrist is sore for hours.

by John_Steinbeck September 6, 2005

Bowling Green Massacre

The worst massacre in U.S history. And to think we didn't do anything about it. RIP Truth.

Moment of silence for the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre.

by fuckuufucker February 13, 2017

Tourist bowling

When a New Yorker encounters a large group of motionless tourists congregating in the middle of a sidewalk where locals conducting their daily comings and goings, one may lower their shoulder, maintain current speed and plow through the mass in an attempt to knock as many out of the way. Children are not exempt as it is their parent's fault. The elderly get a pass.

While walking at a fairly fast clip, I played some Christmas time tourist bowling while walking to the subway tonight.
I got a 1, 10 split on a group of Germans holding hands four across standing on West 50th Street.
Did you see that fat, dad jeans wearing rube jump out of the way when he realized he was about to be knocked over?

by EAFofNY December 11, 2013