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Bottlebanking

The act being caught by the head, whether voluntarily or through coercion, in a bottlebank, those most commonly used to recycle glass. The bottlebankee is then submitted to some form of sexual abuse or pleasure (depending on the situation), before being abandoned/rescued.

The origins of this practice are unclear, as are the motives for willingly being submitted to the stench of stale alcohol or other festering liquids whilst suffering molestation, however it is often linked more toward a homosexual activity than a heterosexual one, as described in the British sitcom 'The Inbetweeners' in Series 3.
I was walking through McDonald's car park last night when my head was forced through the green glass recycling slot and I was thoroughly raped. I later found out that I had been subjected to a practice usually known as Bottlebanking
by Queefoooo October 26, 2010
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Bottleneck

1: (n.) A woman who can successfully deepthroat to completion without gagging.

2: (n.) A woman with no gag relfex.
1: Wow this girl I took home from the bar was definatly a bottleneck. She took the whole thing and wasn't when I finished.

2: She's definatly a bottleneck, she had no gag reflex at all.
by SweetAssAce December 14, 2009
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bottleneckin'

To rampantly fuck anything or anyone up in caucous, yet cool (rockstar-like) manner.
To destroy your set/stage/instruments after an amazing show/concert would be bottleneckin' it.
by DesperadoXD July 6, 2005
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bottlenecking

Using a bottle, preferably a glass one, to aide sexual stimulation.
"The young doctoral intern was astounded to find the farmer's penis lodged inside of the coke bottle while bottlenecking."
by b-run July 31, 2007
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Battlejacks

Any sporting event where there is a tie must result in a tie breaker called battlejacks. Two opponents sit indian style across from each other and will jack each other off. Loser is who ejaculates first.
Chris and Mark tied in golf resulting in the first battlejacks match in history. The match between Mark and Chris was back and forth. Ultimately Mark retained the belt after Chris exploded. Chris later won the world championship training vigorously and retained his title for many years.
by Agnothin April 24, 2024
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BottleNeck

When your personal trainer is around and you have to fart but you hold it in because he takes it way more seriously than you.
I can't believe this bottleneck man, my trainer loves thinking I'm signing up the next olympic bobsled team so i'll hold it in a little bit longer so he thinks his life has a purpose.
by realityHornet April 18, 2018
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Bottlenecker

Is the derogatory name for people who fail to evolve to their respective society in a functioning way. The word was coined from an observation of sociopolitical evolution (or the lack thereof) pertaining to psychographic groups in America most likely to be arrested or suffer from perceived systemic oppression. The term "bottlenecker" can apply to anyone; though, it's most commonly associated with black people who are trapped in an evolutionarily psychological prison who use "systemic oppression" as an excuse for their cultural failures. Instead, there is the viewpoint of a socially evolutionary "bottleneck" pertaining to blacks who can't make it on their own in western civilization, in contrast with those who can.

Also known more pejoratively as "bottlenigger" when speaking specifically about blacks.
If you're black, pro-black, and a supporter of Black Lives Matter, you are nothing more than a bottlenecker to me.
by VannokenSven May 31, 2020
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